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Anti-Valentines

Anti-Valentines

Londoners are a difficult bunch. Despite our creativeness, talent and open minded personalities we are , as a group, difficult to approach. Without plenty of booze sloshing around us we simply seem incapable of talking to each other. With the run up to Valentine’s day fast approaching, a day in the year that most singletons dread, the temptation is to hibernate for the evening only emerging when it is all over. However there are plenty of quirky ideas in our great city to get out and about, meet people and forget that cupids bow has not struck you.

Like the idea of a swingers party? That might be a tad overwhelming for a first date however Shoreditch’s crazy golf venue is holding an event for swingers of a different kind. If you are into golf then you might want to try it , swapping golf buddies half way through the event means that you get to meet different people who have the same interest as you. Meet up at the bar later and see where it goes!

Head on over to Holborn and enjoy the bounce anti couples event. Its singles ping pong all the way with a dark dance floor where couples are forbidden. Cavendish square is holding a speed dating event where people can bitch and moan about everything that annoys them and apparently this is a great way to finding the person for you! At Honeys of London escorts we beg to differ in that we find constant moaning and bitching a bit of a turn off, moaning in pleasure on the other hand….

There are plenty of weird and wonderful events to attend if you look hard enough however if you are the traditional sort and fancy enjoying a romantic dinner a deux then a cost evening in private afterwards then of course our beautiful VIP London escorts will be ideal. The only thing we would mention is that bookings for Valentine’s day do tend to be made in advance, simply because there are so many that we ask our clients to contact us as soon as they know they are free.

We can’t think of anything more appropriate for an anti-valentine’s evening than holing up with one of our gorgeous beauties and thumbing your nose to the traditional dating game. You can have a whole lot more fun and a lot less disappointment when you enjoy your evening in this way. How could you possibly to enjoy the evening in the company of a sexy, beautiful and enthusiastic woman who has the experience, talent and imagination to take you to cloud nine. With no ongoing commitment beyond the end of the date it is a match made in heaven without having to pretend to enjoy a ‘quirky’ sport at all.

If the thought of Valentine’s day approaching fills you with dread, give us a call and we can make the arrangements for a date you will remember for years to come. No sweeping romantic gestures necessary, just good honest, dirty fun!